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[quirky music playing]
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- Hey.
- [Reba] Hey, Cheyenne. I'm making chili.
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It's got melted cheese,
sour cream and two sticks of butter in it.
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I call it "stroke in a bowl." [laughs]
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No chili for me. Van and I are dieting.
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Cheyenne, the last time
you were on a diet,
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you were suckin' the cookie dough
right out of the tube.
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I'm serious. We are committed to this.
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Why are you on a diet anyway?
You look fantastic.
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Oh, I know.
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But Van is all worried that he's gonna get
fat now that he's not playing football.
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So he's dieting,
and I'm being forced to do it.
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Well, they say those are the keys
to a good marriage: vanity and hunger.
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Oh, my gosh, it's almost one o'clock.
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Barbra Jean will be here
any minute to get her dog.
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- Would you call it in from the backyard?
- Oh, sure.
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Broq! Broq? Oh, Broq!
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You know, I still think it's weird
that Barbra Jean named her dog after Dad.
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Yeah. It's so mean, to the dog. [chuckles]
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Come on, Broq! Come on, good dog! Broq!
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Hey, Mom, I thought Barbra Jean
didn't want her dog to go outside.
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She didn't. That's why I have to get it
back to room temperature.
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I don't see her out here.
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[Barbra Jean] Yoo-hoo! I'm back.
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Oh, where is my precious little baby Broq?
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Go and find that dang dog.
And when you find her,
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hold her over the chili pot
to warm her up.
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Oh.
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Oh. Come on, little Broq.
Time for kissing.
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[kissing]
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Well, at least buy her
a glass of wine first.
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Hi, Reba.
Thanks so much for watching Broq.
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Was she any trouble?
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Oh. Hardly knew she was here.
[laughs awkwardly]
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Still don't.
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Where is she?
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Well, I really don't know right now.
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Last time I saw her,
she was upstairs watching television.
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[scoffs] Reba, on the Broq-watching
instructions I left with you,
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it explicitly states, "No TV."
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Relax. It was PBS.
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It was a dog show.
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And she was fascinated
to see that some dogs...
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- don't have to wear turtlenecks.
- [laughs dryly]
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Well, I certainly hope
you didn't play fast and loose
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with the rest of this stuff.
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Did she do her doggy Pilates?
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Yes. [smacks lips]
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- Yes, she did.
- Oh, good.
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Uh... Uh, Mom, um, you know that thing
that you wanted me to heat up,
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well, I, um, can't find it.
[chuckles nervously]
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- Are you sure you looked everywhere?
- Mm-hmm.
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Because sometimes that thingy
likes to dig in my azaleas.
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[mouthing]
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- What is goin' on?
- Oh, nothin'.
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- We're just lookin' for Jake.
- Yep.
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[chuckles nervously] Little booger
won't stay out of the flowers.
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Yep.
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- [nervous laughter]
- Anyway...
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Where's my dog?
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We really don't know for sure.
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- It was outside.
- What? [shrieks]
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Reba, that is number one
on the list in bold type! [grunts]
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- Oh! Broq! Broq!
- Barbra Jean...
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It wanted to go outside!
It already peed on everything in here!
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Are you sure you have looked everywhere?
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Why, I think so.
I mean, I kept callin' her name.
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- What if it's really gone?
- Look, we are gonna find the dog.
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Everyone just needs to calm down.
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[Barbra Jean sobbing hysterically]
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She's gone! My Broq is gone!
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Somebody has taken my Broq!
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You know, when I had to say that
a while back, I was a lot calmer.
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[imperceptible]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[quirky music playing]
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{\an8}[gasps] Oh, my gosh, you do?
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{\an8}Oh, that's such a relief!
Thank you, thank you!
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{\an8}- I will be right down.
- [beeps]
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{\an8}- Somebody found the dog?
- No.
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{\an8}They have a six-and-a-half
in a black pump.
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{\an8}I'm gonna be at the mall.
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{\an8}You're not goin' anywhere
until we find that dang dog.
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{\an8}Hey, I picked up Mr. H,
and I put up all these flyers.
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{\an8}Hope to heaven that dog can read.
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{\an8}- Brock, what happened to your ear?
- What? Oh, this? I, uh...
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{\an8}I cut myself shaving.
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{\an8}You shave your ear?
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{\an8}Hey, your body goes through
lots of changes after you turn 40.
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{\an8}Hey, I'm shaving in a lot of places
I never thought I'd have to.
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{\an8}- You know, Mr. H, you should try waxing.
- Huh?
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{\an8}You don't have to do it as often.
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{\an8}Yeah, I did it once for fun.
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{\an8}- Yeah?
- Now I am hooked.
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{\an8}Kyra, where have you been?
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Oh, Barbra Jean wanted me to get
a tape of the dog to give to the police.
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Why don't you just give them a picture?
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Because it doesn't capture her spirit.
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She's only had the dog a week.
How many tapes can she have?
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These are just from yesterday.
Check this out.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ People, let me tell you
About my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a warmhearted person
Who'll love me till the end ♪
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♪ People, let me tell you
About my best friend ♪
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♪ He's a one-boy, cuddly toy
My up, my down, my pride and joy ♪
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♪ People, let me tell you
About him, he's so much fun ♪
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♪ Whether we're talkin' man-to-man ♪
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♪ Or whether we're talkin' son-to-son ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
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♪ Yeah, he's my best friend ♪
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[vocalizing]
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- [song continues]
- [inaudible]
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Ha, I feel sorry for the poor sap
who had to videotape all that.
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Eighty bucks is 80 bucks.
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I just don't understand it.
How did the dog get out?
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Are you sure one of you guys
didn't leave the gate open?
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No way. Maybe it found a hole
underneath the fence.
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Or a hawk swooped down and took her away.
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Oh, man, that'd be awesome to see.
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Well, I mean...
I mean, terrible for Barbra Jean.
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But awesome to see.
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You know, I feel bad
for Barbra Jean and all,
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but to be honest, [chuckles]
I kinda hated that little dog.
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Barbra Jean, are you okay?
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Yeah, where were ya?
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While you guys are all runnin' around
with your heads cut off,
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I did something productive.
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I went to see a psychic.
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Well, did she know
what happened to the dog?
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Oh, she knew.
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So, tell us. What'd she say?
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Well, one person in this room
already knows what she said.
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Wait a minute.
Who's the psychic, her or us?
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She told me that someone in my family,
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somebody that I trust, killed my dog!
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No fair! There's no one to the left of me.
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[mouthing]
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[quirky music playing]
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[quirky music playing]
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Barbra Jean, nobody in this family
would hurt your dog.
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No matter what Madame Wack Job said.
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Her name is Jackie the All-Seeing.
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Well, with a last name like that,
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you practically have to
become a psychic, you know?
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You know what I think?
I think you did it, Reba.
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I think you're the one
Jackie the All-Seeing saw.
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I didn't do anything. I loved that dog.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?
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Mom, you always complained
about four-legged Broq.
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When she brought her over here, you hid
and pretended like you weren't home.
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[Barbra Jean] Why, Reba?
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Were you jealous
of my relationship with that dog?
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Is that why you
didn't take good care of her?
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If anybody didn't take
good care of her, it was you!
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Dressing her up like a canine Elton John!
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Oh! Shame!
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She was a dog, Barbra Jean.
She wanted to go outside.
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Outside, Reba?
Oh, good Lord, she's not an animal!
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All right!
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[sighs] Here's what happened.
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I know over at your house
they have different rules,
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but over here at my house,
little doggies go on the floor.
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There you go.
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You hardly have any legs.
How'd you do that?
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Okay, come on.
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There you go.
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[objects clatter]
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All righty then. Come on.
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Go on, dog. Be a dog.
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[barking]
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Yeah, I read the list.
What are you gonna do, tell on me?
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She did tell on you,
through Jackie the All-Seeing.
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Barbra Jean, I'm not the first person
to put a dog out in the yard.
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[scoffs] Oh, good Lord, Reba,
there are killer hawks everywhere.
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That's what I said.
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That'd be awesome to see.
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I just did not want her
up there on my counter.
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And she wouldn't have been if you didn't
treat her like she could walk on water.
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- Walk on water?
- Yeah.
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Reba, what is "dog" spelled backwards?
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[mouthing]
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Look, it doesn't matter
how Barbra Jean treated the dog,
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you shouldn't have put her
out in the backyard.
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Yeah, Mom. You went against
Barbra Jean's instructions.
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Her printed, laminated,
color-coded instructions.
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- I tried to tell her.
- [Van] God!
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It spells "God."
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Yes!
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[mouthing]
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[mouthing]
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Clearly, you didn't like the dog, or else
you wouldn't have put it out in the yard.
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Well, I guess since you're the expert
on not liking dogs, Brock,
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you're the one who said you hated the dog!
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[gasps] Broq hater!
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- No, Barbra Jean. I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
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You're always telling me
how much you hate the dog.
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Oh, yeah? Since when
do you listen to what I say?
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Look, sure,
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I didn't like sharing
my toothbrush with the dog, but...
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But that doesn't mean
I did anything to it.
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I mean, how could I?
I wasn't even in the yard.
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Yeah, you were.
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- I saw you.
- [gasps]
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See? It's not me.
Brock's at fault. It's a natural law.
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The sun sets in the west,
and Brock's at fault.
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You hated the dog!
You lied about being in the yard.
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And come to think of it,
you had something in your hand.
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Something that looked like a sack.
A dog-nappin' sack!
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It wasn't a dog-napping sack!
It was a pillowcase!
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[gasps]
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Oh, Reba, I'm so scared. Hold me.
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- No.
- Okay.
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Okay, okay.
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Fine. I was in the yard.
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But I wasn't there to hurt the dog.
I was there to make friends with it.
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By stuffing her in a pillowcase?
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This is why we don't have friends.
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The vet said that I should get her
used to my scent. So I...
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I sprayed some of my cologne
on a pillowcase,
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and I brought it over here
for her to smell.
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It was going fine...
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at first.
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Good girl. Hey, listen.
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I'm not such a bad guy.
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I'm a good guy. Yeah. Smell that.
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That's Obsession For Men.
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It's a pleasant, manly scent.
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Come here. Come here. You see?
236
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You see? I'm not a bad guy.
Give me some sugar.
237
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- [barks]
- Oh! [groaning]
238
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My ear! You monster.
239
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So you didn't cut yourself shaving?
240
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,774
Of course not. I'm not old enough
to shave in my ears.
241
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,487
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to go up the nostrils a little bit.
242
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,245
It made you angry, didn't it?
243
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Angry enough...
244
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:51,914
to kill?
245
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,709
Look, I'll admit I wasn't happy.
246
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:59,588
But when I left the yard,
the dog was fine.
247
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,215
Doesn't look good, Mr. H.
248
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,760
You know what they do
to dog killers in jail?
249
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Especially pretty ones like you?
250
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:14,645
Or pretty ones like you.
251
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,481
Well, when I say it, it's not creepy.
252
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,069
You just admitted
you were in the yard too.
253
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,028
Who?
254
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[all] You!
255
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,781
Wha... What?
256
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,370
His heart beat faster, but his brain
continued to run at the same speed.
257
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,541
Van?
258
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,210
I... I wasn't in the yard.
I was in the garage.
259
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,213
- No, you weren't.
- [laughing, mouthing]
260
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Huh? How do you know?
261
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Because I was in the garage,
262
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,722
waiting for you to come work out
with me, but you never showed up.
263
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,849
Maybe he didn't need a workout.
264
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:56,854
Maybe he'd already broken a sweat
by digging a teeny, tiny, little grave.
265
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[gasps]
266
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,692
I didn't go near that dog.
267
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,821
You know, come to think of it,
you never did go near that dog.
268
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,032
Whenever we came over, you left the room!
269
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,492
Well, that may have more to do with you.
270
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,041
Admit it. You hated my little precious!
271
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,834
I didn't hate the dog!
272
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,545
[sighs]
273
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,881
I was scared of it.
274
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,301
What?
275
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,553
I was in the yard,
276
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,347
whistling,
277
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,556
happy.
278
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,100
And then I heard it.
279
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,689
[whistling tune]
280
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,483
[Broq growling]
281
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,655
- [whistling]
- [Broq barks]
282
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,990
[growling]
283
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,412
Nice doggy. Nice.
284
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,332
- [yelping]
- [barking]
285
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,877
- [whimpering]
- [barking continues]
286
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,674
[barking]
287
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,008
[yelps]
288
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,932
Van, I can't believe you were afraid
of that little bitty dog.
289
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,184
You didn't see the rage in her eyes!
290
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,312
Van, you're not afraid of dogs.
291
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,606
Mary has a German Shepherd
and you love that dog.
292
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,068
Cheyenne, I'm not afraid of big dogs.
293
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,028
I'm afraid of little ones.
294
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,117
When I was a little kid,
my parents let me watch Cujo on TV,
295
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,868
but it was on a nine-inch screen!
296
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,579
The dog looked so small!
297
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,252
If they had just bought me
a normal-size television,
298
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,295
I would not be living with this curse.
299
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,465
- [barks]
- [shrieks]
300
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,385
Not funny!
301
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:56,515
Okay. So if it's not me,
it's not Brock, it's not Van,
302
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,892
and again, I say, not me,
303
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,061
then who can it be?
304
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:05,315
All I know is when I was enjoying
my time in the tree house,
305
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,067
I saw the dog run into the garage.
306
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,154
Didn't Cheyenne just say
she was in the garage?
307
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,031
- She did.
- [Van] Mm-hmm.
308
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,743
Cheyenne just said she was in the garage.
309
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,245
I'm gonna ask you one time, Cheyenne.
310
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,164
- Did you do something to my dog?
- No.
311
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,915
- I'm gonna ask you two times.
- No!
312
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,876
- Three times! That's my limit!
- No!
313
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,046
All right! Cheyenne, just tell us
why you were in the garage.
314
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,757
I told you, I was in there
to work out with Van
315
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,342
as a part of our new healthy lifestyle.
316
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,679
Untrue! After I scampered
down the tree house
317
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,765
and ran up to the bedroom
and locked the door,
318
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,517
I saw your workout clothes on the bed.
319
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,937
And just last week,
I saw you chasing the dog.
320
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:46,774
Because she took my cookies.
She always took my cookies.
321
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,692
Your cookies?
322
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,527
But wait a minute. That would mean that...
323
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,864
Oh, my dog!
324
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,331
Okay.
325
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,585
I wasn't in the garage to work out.
326
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,463
I was there to do a very bad thing.
327
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,970
Where are my cookies? You!
328
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,598
I warned you before, you little mutt.
329
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,643
Get your paws off my cookies.
330
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,978
That's it, you filthy little mutt.
331
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,402
[muffled] There. These are my cookies.
My cookies, you little mutt.
332
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,075
You ate the cookies...
333
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,328
off the garage floor?
334
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,582
- Oh, Cheyenne!
- Oh!
335
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,504
Did the diet make you hungry?
Hungry enough to eat a small dog?
336
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:55,342
Shut up, Kyra.
Look, Van, I hate this stupid diet.
337
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,512
It's not my fault you think you'll get fat
'cause you're not playing football.
338
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,140
Hey, I am sensitive about this issue.
339
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,938
Look, the dog was fine
when I left the garage.
340
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,150
I... I finished the cookies,
did 600 sit-ups and came inside.
341
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
Well, then, there's only one person left.
342
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,280
Kyra!
343
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,533
All right. I admit it.
344
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,788
It was me. And what happened was this.
345
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:42,181
Now, eternal life will be mine!
346
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,266
- [thunderclap]
- [sinister laughing]
347
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,605
Very funny, Kyra.
348
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,859
Although if you had done it,
I wouldn't have had to cook dinner.
349
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,319
[exclaims in disgust]
350
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,614
Well, it doesn't look like
it was any of us, Barbra Jean.
351
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,992
Well, you can all make excuses
till kingdom come.
352
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:07,039
All I know is that somebody
did something to my dog.
353
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,584
Jake, honey, are you okay?
354
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,836
I think you guys better come outside.
355
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,880
- Why? What is it, bud?
- It's the dog.
356
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,423
Oh, my gosh, what happened?
357
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,217
It's kind of gross.
358
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,968
- Oh, God!
- Barbra Jean, calm down.
359
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,262
Jake, come on, tell us
what happened to the dog?
360
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,931
I think he killed a hawk.
361
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:29,102
[gasps] Broq's alive!
362
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,315
Awesome!
363
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,032
[theme music playing]
364
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,561
{\an8}- [voice] Acme!
- [crashes]
365
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,980
{\an8}[coughing]